for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”
I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.
remember how for years everyone used to joke that a tumblrcon would be the single shittiest thing in the world? well now its happened and guess what, we were right
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving