beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

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misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

disneykin:

remember how for years everyone used to joke that a tumblrcon would be the single shittiest thing in the world? well now its happened and guess what, we were right


onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving