no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
oh my gOD HE’S WEARING THE OUTFIT??????
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
OH MY GOD WE WERE TAKING NOTES IN CLASS AND THERE WAS A LOUD THUD AND I TURN AROUND AND ALL I SEE IS THIS
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THEY WERE TRYING TO RUN A CABLE FROM THE ROOM NEXT DOOR THROUGH THE CEILING TO OUR ROOM AND THIS KID GOT STUCK UP THERE I AM SO FUCKING DONE RIGHT NOW JESUS TAKE THE ENTIRE VEHICLE